Me and the internet

7ft-tall-shadow-creature:

sharlatan-ka:

Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream… capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks… before you know it half the pint gone

the children yearn for the mines

chuutoro:

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

long-distance-suggestions:

I’m so glad you exist even if you’re so far away

gayshitanddadjokes:

despite staff’s recent changes, we’re… winning??????

frostedpuffs:

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it’s always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don’t have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn’t even enough because my days off aren’t consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

scrivenger-grimgar:

lurkerwithcomputer:

geoclaire:

I can’t believe I read this post with my own fucking eyes

dradelcra:

Bruh

I love it unironically, I burst out laughing. It hits the same note as “the opposite of malice is bonfire”.

the waterfall to my firefly

assassinationtipsforladies:

sggk:

Love my grandparents…. on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

serial222killer:

having a crush on someone is nice until u start losing your mind

riggedbones-moving:

riggedbones-moving:

i think in pokemon the humans should also only be able to know 4 moves

wait.

metroid-fusion:

charlottan:

oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

god said this to noah